Pickups

Overview

XP gems, medkits, active item drops, meme pickups, special loot, boss relics, and drop rules.

Pickup List

• XP GemsStandard enemy drops that add XP toward the current run level.
• Golden DVDLow-HP normal enemy healing drop.
• MedkitElite and boss healing pickup.
• Active Item DropsGround pickups that grant active item charges.
• Meme PickupsRandom meme-effect drops with short-lived, high-impact effects.
• Special LootRare DVD-themed loot and boss relics.
• Corner Bonus PickupsBonus-room gems with fever-scaled values, magnet ranges, and payout bursts.
• STONKS!Byte income spikes while the market refuses to make sense.
• UNO REVERSE!Enemy projectiles get sent back to their sender.
• THIS IS FINETemporary immunity while everything definitely burns.
• PRESS FClick after an elite kill to gain 50 XP.
• GG EZThe whole horde eats a chunk of damage instantly.
• POGGERS!XP gain goes nuclear for a few seconds.
• COPEFull heal delivered with emotional damage.
• SKILL ISSUEAll enemies freeze so you can pretend it was planned.
• GIGACHADBigger body, bigger damage, less mobility.
• SMOL BEANTiny hitbox energy with cracked movement speed.
• NICEKill milestones start paying out the funny number.
• 420 BLAZE ITThe entire map lights up with burning damage.
• DIAMOND HANDSFire rate explodes and the build commits to greed.
• PAPER HANDSCash out weapon levels for immediate bytes.
• RATIO'DOne marked target gets absolutely deleted.
• SIGMA GRINDSETMore XP and bytes, less HP, no apologies.
• NPC DIALOGUEThe nearest enemy stops to deliver filler lines.
• SPEEDRUN!Player speed surges like the timer matters.
• TOUCH GRASSHeals, cleanses, and briefly restores your soul.
• VIBE CHECKCould be free XP. Could be pain. Accept the test.
• L + RATIOThe weakest ten enemies get ratioed off the board.
• BASEDAll weapons align into one deeply committed firing lane.
• KEKWEverything nearby gets stunned by pure ridicule.
• MONKEY BRAINAuto-aim takes the wheel and refuses to elaborate.
• MAIN CHARACTERInvulnerability and stat steroids for your hero shot.
• DISC OVERDRIVEDouble fire rate and damage for a short, violent burst.
• REMASTER BEAMA giant restoration beam tears through the screen.
• REGION FREEEverything hostile slows down and loses momentum.
• DIRECTOR'S CUT (EXTRA SLOT)A bonus weapon slot opens for this scene.
• CHAPTER SKIPAn instant chunk of XP fast-forwards your build.
• BONUS FEATUREOrbital discs spin up and mulch anything nearby.
• SURROUND SOUNDA damage aura blooms around the player.
• WIDESCREEN MODEYour attacks get wider and the presentation gets louder.
• SUBTITLE STORMWeaponized text starts erupting around the arena.
• COMMENTARY TRACKXP gain spikes while the scene gets narrated.
• DIRECTOR'S CUT (CHOICE)Pick the next cut: heal, purge, or accelerate XP.
• SPECIAL EDITIONAll weapons temporarily behave like stronger versions.
• FIREWALL RELICFirewall drops a slowing relic that gives you space to breathe.
• IE RELICIE leaves behind a restoration beam that clears the screen.
• STACK OVERFLOW RELICStacked output spikes fire rate and damage for the rest of the scene.
• ALGORITHM RELICThe build locks into a cleaner, faster firing loop.
• WDEFENDER RELICOrbiting defenses chew through close threats.
• CLOUD RELICThe presentation widens and the fight opens up.
• KPANIC RELICNarration and subtitle chaos turn into damage fuel.
• FINAL UPDATE RELICAll weapons behave like a stronger cut for a while.
• CAD RELICA close-range aura keeps the room honest.
• DVD SCRATCH RELICA cut-forward reward keeps the build moving.
• SIPPY RELICA quick-hit relic pushes the scene forward.